The Official US Senseless Survey

Questions posed by America's foremost investigator of the cerebral archetype. Your answers are not only welcome, but they're needed in the way that Brad needs Anglie's body when it's jeweled in shower steam with her anxious nip- Oh. Was I getting carried away?

Friday, May 29, 2009

Do you feel quilters are discriminated against since there are no reality shows about them?

?
Posted by Riley Girt: US Senseless Survey at 2:16 AM No comments:

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Would you be inclined to trust Amish Brand Alkaline Batteries?

?
Posted by Riley Girt: US Senseless Survey at 4:00 AM 1 comment:

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Do you think licensing a polka hall next to a bingo parlor is just asking for trouble?

?
Posted by Riley Girt: US Senseless Survey at 3:36 AM No comments:

Monday, May 25, 2009

When was the last time you had a really good tongue lashing? Was it a) painful, b) enjoyable, c) wet?

?
Posted by Riley Girt: US Senseless Survey at 3:55 AM No comments:

Friday, May 22, 2009

Dancing circus bears in tutus: exploited or bipolar?

?
Posted by Riley Girt: US Senseless Survey at 2:10 AM No comments:

Thursday, May 21, 2009

Would you be willing to pay extra for a 24-hour cable channel of Tony Danza reading juicy excerpts from the Congressional Record?

?
Posted by Riley Girt: US Senseless Survey at 3:31 AM No comments:

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Would you trust a bank teller who wore a ski mask?

?
Posted by Riley Girt: US Senseless Survey at 3:39 AM No comments:

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Are you perplexed by questions that utilize capacitative, sometimes concoctified words merely for the sake of the pompixiation?

?
Posted by Riley Girt: US Senseless Survey at 3:04 AM No comments:

Monday, May 18, 2009

Does hockey lead to violence? Or does violence lead to hockey?

?
Posted by Riley Girt: US Senseless Survey at 6:30 AM No comments:

Saturday, May 16, 2009

Has your reluctance to get a pet pig been due to the swine flu epidemic?

?
Posted by Riley Girt: US Senseless Survey at 3:19 AM No comments:

Friday, May 15, 2009

Baba Ghanoush: Extremist group? Dietary benefit? Israeli TV sidekick?

?
Posted by Riley Girt: US Senseless Survey at 5:09 AM No comments:

Thursday, May 14, 2009

Should Lindsay Lohan be allowed a shot of Jagermeister to celebrate when she completes each week of rehab?

?
Posted by Riley Girt: US Senseless Survey at 5:06 AM No comments:

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

I wanna know: have you ever seen rain, coming down on a sunny day?

?
Posted by Riley Girt: US Senseless Survey at 3:11 AM No comments:

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

asks: Oodshay Igpay Atinlay ebay aughtay nieay ublicpay oolschay?

?
Posted by Riley Girt: US Senseless Survey at 4:18 AM No comments:

Monday, May 11, 2009

If Ugly Betty had an even more homely evil twin, do you think it would make a better show?

?
Posted by Riley Girt: US Senseless Survey at 11:46 AM No comments:

Saturday, May 9, 2009

I'm too sexy for my: a) shirt, b) blouse, c) zip code, d) nostrils?

?
Posted by Riley Girt: US Senseless Survey at 3:32 AM No comments:

Friday, May 8, 2009

Who was the hottest Golden Girl?

?
Posted by Riley Girt: US Senseless Survey at 10:55 AM No comments:

Thursday, May 7, 2009

Would you be more inclined to watch American Idol if the finalists sang their numbers while ramming each other in giant hamster balls?

?
Posted by Riley Girt: US Senseless Survey at 3:31 AM No comments:

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Who coined the phrase "to coin a phrase"?

?
Posted by Riley Girt: US Senseless Survey at 6:12 AM No comments:

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

On a multiple choice question with the same choice for all answers, would you answer a) yes, b) yes, c) yes or d) all of the above?

?
Posted by Riley Girt: US Senseless Survey at 11:17 AM No comments:

Monday, May 4, 2009

Have you ever used a tongue twister to thwart a robbery?

?
Posted by Riley Girt: US Senseless Survey at 3:22 AM No comments:

Sunday, May 3, 2009

Should Rush Limbaugh be allow to proceed with his character defamation lawsuit against Limburger cheese?

?
Posted by Riley Girt: US Senseless Survey at 2:38 AM No comments:

Saturday, May 2, 2009

Do you think the phrase "sleeps with the fishes" is derogatory to narcoleptic deep-sea divers?

?
Posted by Riley Girt: US Senseless Survey at 4:44 AM No comments:

Friday, May 1, 2009

asks: Do you think Vin Diesel's popularity was responsible for the rise in gas prices?

?
Posted by Riley Girt: US Senseless Survey at 3:45 AM No comments:
Newer Posts Older Posts Home
Subscribe to: Posts (Atom)

Get Senseless

  • Buy the CD of 18 phone surveys
  • iTunes Store
  • Riley on YouTube
  • Tweet Riley well
  • Befriend Riley on Facebook
  • Riley's MySpace

About Me

Riley Girt: US Senseless Survey
The probing questions need to be asked. That's what I do. I probe. Just like the did on Star Trek. And I'm damn good at it, damn it.
View my complete profile

Followers

Blog Archive

  • ►  2010 (37)
    • ►  May (1)
    • ►  March (10)
    • ►  February (14)
    • ►  January (12)
  • ▼  2009 (172)
    • ►  December (16)
    • ►  November (17)
    • ►  October (16)
    • ►  September (18)
    • ►  August (19)
    • ►  July (21)
    • ►  June (19)
    • ▼  May (24)
      • Do you feel quilters are discriminated against sin...
      • Would you be inclined to trust Amish Brand Alkalin...
      • Do you think licensing a polka hall next to a bing...
      • When was the last time you had a really good tongu...
      • Dancing circus bears in tutus: exploited or bipolar?
      • Would you be willing to pay extra for a 24-hour ca...
      • Would you trust a bank teller who wore a ski mask?
      • Are you perplexed by questions that utilize capaci...
      • Does hockey lead to violence? Or does violence lea...
      • Has your reluctance to get a pet pig been due to t...
      • Baba Ghanoush: Extremist group? Dietary benefit? I...
      • Should Lindsay Lohan be allowed a shot of Jagermei...
      • I wanna know: have you ever seen rain, coming down...
      • asks: Oodshay Igpay Atinlay ebay aughtay nieay ubl...
      • If Ugly Betty had an even more homely evil twin, d...
      • I'm too sexy for my: a) shirt, b) blouse, c) zip c...
      • Who was the hottest Golden Girl?
      • Would you be more inclined to watch American Idol ...
      • Who coined the phrase "to coin a phrase"?
      • On a multiple choice question with the same choice...
      • Have you ever used a tongue twister to thwart a ro...
      • Should Rush Limbaugh be allow to proceed with his ...
      • Do you think the phrase "sleeps with the fishes" i...
      • asks: Do you think Vin Diesel's popularity was res...
    • ►  April (22)