Though fictitious, would you like to see the Sharks and Jets inducted into the Street Gang Hall of Fame?

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Should the word "bling" be officially outlawed for fear that Regis Philbin may attempt to bring it back?

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Should robots be banned if they start locking themselves in their room and keep saying "I don't feel like serving mankind right now"?

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Would you like to see more government research dollars spent on seeing if we really can get blood out of a turnip?

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Would your doubts about Brittany Spears' IQ improve is she claimed to be a descendant of William Shakespears?

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Should the word Hootenanny continued to be capitalized in police reports as required by 7 state laws, or have we gotten past that?

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Should celebrities who adopt starving children be required to adopt an ex-felon every fourth child to help reduce prison populations?

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Does the word "brooch" sound more like an incursion of international borders or an insect that will survive WW III?

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Do you feel that survey companies are becoming so lax with questions that sometimes they don't even?

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Would you like to see Simon of American Idol: a) crushed, b) blended or c) choker collared by Ryan Seacrest?

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Is Miley Cyrus actually Hannah Montana in drag?

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What do you think of Glock's plans to come out with the Sarah Palin 9mm in pink with a mauve safety?

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What's the best way for Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Anniston to settle this once and for all?

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Should contestants on Survivor be allowed to keep a pair of brass knuckles in their underwear just to keep things interesting?

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Which aging child actor would you prefer to clean out your pool? a) Ron Howard, b) Gary Coleman, c) Danny Bonnaduce, d) Valerie Bertinelli

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Do you think fitting punishment for identity thieves is to force them to live out their days assuming the identity of Urkel?

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Since Fonz on Happy Days used the word "eh" at the start of a sentence, do you think Henry Winkler was playing a dyslexic Canadian?

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Lennon or McCartney? Peter-Paul or Mary? Fiddy Cent or Nickelback?

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Should Paris Hilton be allowed posthumous induction into the Zsa Zsa Gabor Hall of Fame even though she doesn't know what posthumous means?

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