Would crazed loners be less of a security risk if we had more crazed loner conventions where they could be crazed and alone en masse?

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If David Hassellhoff starred in a TV drama as a bouncer at a senior's dinner buffet, would you watch it?

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Would you be more interested in the show if Jon's latest love interest were an avowed cannibal on "Jon & Kate Plus Ate"?

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Which flavors of Girl Scout cookies should they add? Do See Dos with an Allemande Left? Fat Mints? Guams? Pizza?

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Should Prince be able to sue "The Trailer Park Princess Formerly Known as Brittany Spears" for copyright infringement?

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Should manholes be renamed "personholes" in deference to political correctness.

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If you were a judge passing death sentence on the Pillsbury Doughboy would you: fry him, bake him, or use humane lethal injection?

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Do you think Satellite TVs The Quilting Channel merger with Knitting Bee TV constitutes an illegal monopoly?

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To make pro golf more interesting should Tiger Woods wear those Jerry Lewis goofy professor teeth and glasses when he putts?

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Would our cities seem more safe if a sumo wrestler who grunted in Japanese was assigned to every street corner?

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Could you personally benefit from a Hooked On Phonics rehab program?

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Would an Ugly Betty Barbie make the doll seem more realistic or just give Malibu Barbie and Skipper someone to pick on?

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Would North Korea back down if President Obama did the vampire, crossed-fingers thing every time a reporter mentioned the country?

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Would the economy improve if the government revealed a 4th Kennedy brother separated at birth named Huey?

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How could the government profit better from the Internet: Porn video tax? Toll booths? Sell the film rights to Spielberg?

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Should the panhandlers who carry "Will Work For Food" signs be granted their own union?

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Should Pat Boone be banned from the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame for admitting that he bet on high stakes Parcheesi?

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Which member of Motley Crue do you feel is the most likely to leave the band in a fit of range, shave his head and become a CPA?

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Wrinkle-free cotton: modern miracle or urban myth?

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Would it change your opinion of their product if you knew that Sarah Lee was Duncan Hines' and Betty Crocker's love child?

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Should Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen be allowed to bum for change on Holywood's Walk of Fame, provided they're standing on their own star?

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