Would lethal injection as capital punishment seem more humane if the convicted also got a sucker?

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Koo Koo Kachoo: Cryptic signal to the Manson Family? Or John Lennon sneezing while on acid?

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The "It Blowed Up Real Good" Satellite TV Channel with all explosions all the time: Would you watch it?

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What do you think of the plan to register all blondes, as CIA director Leon Panetta says, "just to keep tabs on this thing"?

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A Delta Polka Force that can be dispatched to the world's hot spots and ease tensions with oompah: Good idea or bad?

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Asks: Lethal injections for comb overs: is it really that inhumane?

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ow many Elvis impersonators DOES it take to put in a light bulb?

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Would the Taliban back down if we offered them a store in upscale malls to sell their own logo t-shirts and assorted Tali-bling?

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had an industrial chipper?

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Would you be opposed to naming hurricanes after cartoon characters, like Hurricane Papa Smurf?

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Would you like to see more restrictions on smelly cheeses such as limburger or have it banned as nose pollution?

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What cable channels do you see a real need for: The Hillary Duff Channel? Baba Ganuj Network? Better Trailer Parks and Outhouses TV?

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Would the Pope get better attendance at Sunday masses if he raffled off a Chia bust of Madonna every week?

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In a billion years would you rather alien archaeologists unearth remnants of bowties, Botox or Bo Diddley?

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Would all seem fair and right in the world today if Billy Mays were honored with a posthumous Nobel Peace Prize?

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Where's Waldo? Or better yet: Why's Waldo?

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In order to save existence as we know it would you rather take a bullet for Paris Hilton, Jon Gosselin or the Geico gecko?

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Would the government be prying too deeply by inquiring your shoe size or foot width? And what are they?

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Do you think census surveyors would be more successful in their mission if they went topless?

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