Would you be more or less inclined to slow for speedbumps if a smiling supermodel and weightlifter were posted at each one?

If there were a First Name Hall of Fame, which would you retire first: Biff or Buffy?

If a fairy godmother gave you a magic wand that only worked when you were wearing a tutu and bunny ears, would you?

Would you ever use the phrase "I've got H1N1 and I'm not afraid to use it!" to thwart a mugger?

What deceased TV pitchman or pitchwoman would you like to see brought back to life?

A weekly fireside chat with Kevin Federline: Would it make a difference in your life?

As punishment for disrupting Taylor Swift, should Kanye West be forced to sing an album of Moe Bandy tunes at shotgunpoint?

Would you watch reality TV about people who have no reality of their own, but spend their lives watching reality TV?

Congressional Sumo Wrestling: Would it spice up CSPAN?

What's your opinion on the new slogan being considered for NYC: New York, New York. No Wallet. No Pork?

Should People Magazine be allowed to down stars with tranquilizer guns to plant chips so we can really track track their mating habits?

If war is not the answer, what's the question?

Wrinkle-Free Cotton: oxymoron or urban myth?

Would proceeds from a "Hotties of the Business News" calendar stimulate the economy? Or is Paul Kangas in a thong just wrong?

Taters for Tots: Idaho's benevolence or the Starch Cartel's plot to rule the world?

If you had a quarter for every time somebody complained about the IRS, how would they tax your proceeds?

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Would a merger of the Lucky Charms leprechaun and the Keebler elves constitute a junkfood monopoly on magic powers?

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Due to tough economic times do you think kids be understanding if the Tooth Fairy left an IOU?

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