Would a flying ninja fight that kept spilling out of the banquet room have made My Dinner With Andre a watchable movie?

If a Senseless Survey question were repeated three days in a row would you be more likely to get really annoyed by it?

If a Senseless Survey question were repeated two days in a row would you be more likely to think about it?

If they admitted that your cell phone emits enough radiation to fry an egg, would you use it to cook breakfast?

If you could have your own Baldwin brother, which one would it be?

Do you expect copycat accidental backyard homemade mushroom-shaped balloon launchings in order to get on Wife Swap?

If Donald Trump got religious do you think he'd invested billions in research to try to fit a camel through the eye of a needle?

Where was FEMA when the two of the Three Little Pigs who built their houses out of straw and sticks went homeless?

Would you feel more or less concerned about your personal safety if tasers came in specially-marked boxes of Cocoa Puffs?

Which is more demeaning to a dashchund: the term "wiener dog" or the fact their name already sounds like a sneeze?

Hooks, peglegs, eyepatches and making people walk the plank: Are pirates criminals or misunderstood handicapped individuals?

Which would you find more scary to be awoken by in the night: an evil clown laugh or the sound of a 75 ft. tall flamenco dancer?

If narcolepsy qualified as a disability, should Snow White be allowed to claim all seven dwarfs as dependents?

When you see a child wearing a sheet on Halloween, is your first though that they're dressed up as shroud of Turin?

Should there be an FDA warning on all Woody Harrelson films that says "Warning: Woody Harrelson"?

Which Lindsay Lohan court proceeding would you like to see made into a full-length Disney animation?