Since everyone and their cat will eventually do a Christmas CD (except Cat Stevens) whose do you want in your stocking?

Holiday Video

From a company that the US Senseless Department regularly cajoles with.

Which are you more thankful for: Adam Lambert making it despite losing on American Idol? Or cold string cheese on a hot day?

Would you like to see forced mullet hairstyles instituted in place of capital punishment, or is that cruel and unusual?

Do you think the AMA gave Michael Jackson so many music awards because he couldn't give any boring acceptance speeches?

Should Oprah be given her own country, well because she's Oprah?

A Pee Wee Herman Economics Funtime Hour nightly on PBS. Would it help set things straight?

If Lady Gaga and rapper Freeky Zeeky had a baby, what would you suggest they name it?

Should UN Peacekeepers wear lime green leisure suits so they're less likely to be mistaken for someone who wants to be shot at?

Does "Sarah Palin" and "book tour" in the same sentence constitute an oxymoron?

Huey, Dewey or Louie? And why?

Should pedestrians be allowed to administer breathalyzer tests to panhandlers to ensure we're not contributing to their downfall?

Hot or not: Cheese curls? Kanye West? Depends?

In all fairness, should predatory lenders be forced to spend two weeks on the African veldt with only a loin cloth and a Bic pen?

George Romero's "Night of the Living H1N1". Would you want to see it in Blue-ray?

Homeless Smurfs hibernating in the ballot box: Would it make you more or less likely to vote?

If they could bring a cryogenically frozen Walt Disney back from the dead would you be okay with Quentin Tarantino getting the film rights?