What's up with that model in all the Bebe ads who looks like she'd do anything for a line of coke?

Have you already made your New Year's resolutions? Have you already thought up excuses of why you won't achieve them?

How many more days do you think Internet vendors can claim they can still deliver by Christmas?

Do you think they came up with the 12 Days of Christmas just to outdo the 8 Nights of Hanukkah?

If a loved one gave you a tattoo for a Holiday gift, what would you go for?

Scrooge: Arch-nemesis of the spirit of the season? Or poster child for economic recovery?

Slim Whitman Night of the Living Dead Seance Tour at a casino near you: Good idea or bad?

When sitting on Santa's knee, did you ever wish he'd just hand you a hundred dollar bill and dispense with the formalities?

Do you think Santa bypasses countries where it's currently reindeer hunting season?

Should "because 'It's a Wonderful Life' came on TV for the umpteenth time" ever be admissible as a criminal defense?

The song says "everybody knows a turkey and Sam Mistletoe..." But do you?

Have you ever spiked the egg nog that goes with Santa's cookies just to make getting back up the chimney a little more entertaining?

If Santa really can see you when you're sleeping, do you think it's with Homeland Security's blessing?

Have you ever donated to a Salvation Army kettle out of fear they might not be kidding about the "army" part?

Does Figgy Pudding sound more like a British rap artist or the nastiest stuff you could ever eat?

Should Santa be commended for hiring a diverse workforce of elves at the North Pole or condemned for running a foreign sweatshop?