If there's "no rest of the wicked" and "no rest for the weary" either, who do you think gets the least rest?

Obamacare logo: Green cross, Health insurance exec caring for a wounded wallet, winged pole with snake making a $.

Your preference: A lush rhumba or a Rush Limbaugh?

Which describes Mother Theresa? a) peace prize sellout, b) leper lover, c) publicity hound, d) nun of the above

Are a horndog and a corndog really all that different?

Why is it you never see any "Kiss Me I'm Amish" T-shirts on St. Heine's Day?

Glen Beck: Victim of leftist conspiracy? Perpetrator of rightist conspiracy?

Should the Freedom of Information Act reveal Victoria's Secret?

Would you like to see a rise in Anti-Social Media where people connect online just so they can ignore each other?

American Idol: Springer replaces Simon and the top four finalists mud wrestle for it in a Battle Royale?

When the groundhog sees his shadow, do you think the gloom gets to him and he goes back inside depressed for 6 more weeks anyway?

Instead of health care reform would you rather see a Dr. Robin Hood who steals healthcare from the rich and gives it to the poor?

Are pancakes the answer to world peace? Or does true harmony come from the syrup and butter?

Fave Winter Olympic exhibition sport: Snowman Building? Bobsled Jumping? Freestyle Luging? Figure Skaters as Biathalon Targets?

Most violent sounding name: Chaka Khan, Linus Torvalds, Slim Whitman, P Diddy?

Should people with the nickname 'Smokey' be required to have an FDA warning tattooed on their forearm?

If Apple announced a new sadomasochist virtual bondage device called the iLash, would you be surprised?

Dang! Yikes! Huzzah! Which is the best expression for a road emergency?

Would you watch a reality show where an American Idol runner-up gets their broken home madeover, then gets caught cheating with that bald guy from 'Th

Should there be a travel ban for anyone visiting Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban?

Do people in Priuses drive slow because they don't think their cars can go fast or because they want to flaunt saving the planet?

Was the Super Bowl all it was cracked down to be?

Do you think people are paying the Super Bowl to ban their ads just to get the publicity?

Should there be a "You must be shorter than Yogi" height limitation on anyone winning a Shorty Award?

Baked or fried? Hi or Lois? Marion Berry or Pillsbury?

Do you think the blue 10-ft-tall Na'vi tribe in 'Avatar' is what the Smurfs have evolved into?

Do you think there's some kind of cover up since they still can't find Waldo?

Would okra sell better if it used the slogan "tastes like chicken"?

'Terminator, The Musical'. Or 'Family Ties on Ice.' Pick your poison.

Box of Chocolate, Flowers, Wide Screen Plasma TV: Which would you prefer to get on a first date?

Should TV preachers like Pat Robertson be fitted with PetSafe collars that emit a small shock when they say something idiotic?

How would you respond to a "Honk If You're Against Noise Pollution" bumper sticker?

What size really is the one size that fits all?

Should members of the KISS Army be eligible for veteran's benefits?

If Chiquita had the naming rights to Woody Allen's next born, would you call it?

Tamiflu. Tiramisu. Coincidence?

If a Samurai warrior forced you at swordpoint, would you prefer it be to watch a Dolf Lungren or Rae Dawn Chong film festival?