Do you think the blue 10-ft-tall Na'vi tribe in 'Avatar' is what the Smurfs have evolved into?

Do you think there's some kind of cover up since they still can't find Waldo?

Would okra sell better if it used the slogan "tastes like chicken"?

'Terminator, The Musical'. Or 'Family Ties on Ice.' Pick your poison.

Box of Chocolate, Flowers, Wide Screen Plasma TV: Which would you prefer to get on a first date?

Should TV preachers like Pat Robertson be fitted with PetSafe collars that emit a small shock when they say something idiotic?

How would you respond to a "Honk If You're Against Noise Pollution" bumper sticker?

What size really is the one size that fits all?

Should members of the KISS Army be eligible for veteran's benefits?

If Chiquita had the naming rights to Woody Allen's next born, would you call it?

Tamiflu. Tiramisu. Coincidence?

If a Samurai warrior forced you at swordpoint, would you prefer it be to watch a Dolf Lungren or Rae Dawn Chong film festival?